Candidate Profiles: Joe Volpe

Part 4 of our 8 part series continues with Volpe.

Joe Volpe

He's got a strong handshake. I really don't care to mention anything more.

Convention Prediction:
Joe will come into the convention, complain about some fiendish plot against him by the LPC/Ignatieff/Anti-Immigrants/Anti-Italiant/Aliens from the planet Xenu, get his 3%, go to one of the frontrunners, who will reluctantly shake his hand, and then hopefully walk his way away from the party. Whoever he goes to will not want to shake his hand, but they know that Volpe will come with probably 95% of his supporters, so will be a big boost in terms of actual numbers. He will apparently also tell whoever he is supporting before the convention, so expect a lot of "Volpe" talk early on in the week as the news leaks out.

Future:
Hopefully, he will announce his departure from the Liberal party next Saturday. If not, he'll continue to run, continue to play corrupt, and be a nuisance for us all. I almost hope he picks the wrong guy to support, since then we won't feel tempted to give him a cabinet post. Otherwise, at least he keeps us entertained. Sigh...